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Page name: Habnabit reads bad poetry! [Logged in view] [RSS]
2009-08-07 06:12:54
Last author: _habnabit
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http://www.habnabit.org/poetry/

Sorry, everyone, but I just can't do it on ET anymore.
For the watchers, though, I'll still update this page when I update that one. Discussion can stay here, though!
Also, I've just added in a commenting system, so people can now comment directly on each of the poems.
8/2/09: a new poem!
8/7/09: two new poems! You guys sure are lucky.


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2007-05-15 [Fetish Dolly Koneko™]: ouch will I ever be on this list?

2007-05-15 [_habnabit]: I doubt it. :P

2007-05-15 [Fetish Dolly Koneko™]: yay! glad to know mine's not too horrible!

2007-05-15 [nopenope]: Post mine. :O

2007-05-15 [_habnabit]: :P
It's good poetry, though, so it doesn't belong on the wiki.

2007-05-15 [ffasdf]: Bestiality is too awesome to be next to the rest of this poetry. With that said, I'm mad that we can't post Vox's reading of "You Are Old, Father Williams." :(

2007-05-16 [Fetish Dolly Koneko™]: Yay!! I'm immune1!!! Does that mean I have good poetry or you just like me? :]

2007-05-16 [_habnabit]: You have good poetry. :P

2007-05-17 [Sarah;;]: OK so I'm confused...does this mean my poems are bad (I don't really care if you say yes).....

2007-05-17 [Xuan.]: comment to soul eraser's attempt to make their self feel better about their horrible poetry: YOU CAN'T SPELL WITH. WHAT KIND OF AWARD DID YOU WIN?

2007-05-17 [Fetish Dolly Koneko™]: XDD This has got to be one of my favorite wikis now! Teehee.
Ohh and if anyone knows the song "We Are Going To Be Friends" by the White Stripes..[Sarah;;]'s poem fits well with the verses! =D

2007-05-17 [_habnabit]: [Sarah;;], I want you to read the poem of yours that I posted and tell me whether you think it's good or bad.

2007-05-17 [ffasdf]: [Fetish Dolly Koneko™], you're right, ahahahah!

2007-05-17 [Linderel]: Hmmm, interesting. :P *haunts*

2007-05-17 [Dark Side of the Moon]: oh, I am so going to write a really suck poem now! XD

2007-05-17 [_habnabit]: Awesome. :D

2007-05-17 [Linderel]: I wonder whether I'm among the people who really know how to write...

2007-05-17 [_habnabit]: I searched your page and your wikis but could only find prose. Do you have any poetry on ET?

2007-05-17 [Sarah;;]: I think..its..eh...I don't really know. I don't have an opinion on my own poetry. I've never heard the song "We Are Going To Be Friends" what do you mean it fits the verses?

2007-05-17 [Fetish Dolly Koneko™]: the tune fits with your poem. Download it to see.

2007-05-18 [Sarah;;]: Lol okay then.

2007-05-18 [Linderel]: [_habnabit]: The link is not a very obvious one. :P Coal black wings.

2007-05-18 [_habnabit]: Hmmm. I'm not sure; I think I'll talk to someone else about it. There's no rhyming and little flow, but the imagery is good and your metaphors/similies aren't bad.
If nothing else, at least it's not bad poetry. :P

2007-05-18 [Linderel]: Ouch. xD

2007-05-18 [Dark Side of the Moon]: *standing ovation* Bravo! A brilliant read of *~!U Dont Care!~*! Thanks [_habnabit]!

2007-05-18 [_habnabit]: No problem! It was fun. :D

2007-06-02 [Chaotic Serenity]: Umm, I must voice the same concerns Kagome did. Does this mean you think my poems suck or not?(and before you ask the same question, if I didn't like my poetry I wouldn't post it.). If you do think it sucks, I would appreciate being taken off this page. I don't mind being told my work isn't good, but I certainly don't want it showcased as such. Thanks.

2007-06-03 [_habnabit]: If you didn't want it showcased as being bad, you shouldn't have posted it on Elftown. Sorry.
(And yes, it is awful.)

2007-06-04 [Chaotic Serenity]: Alright then. I ask you to take it down asap,including the recording which was very nasty, as it is my copyrighted work. Failure to do so will result in me reporting you to the guards. Since you say my work is awful, instead of being rude and cruel, why not suggest ways to improve people's poetry? All you're doing is making people feel bad, since it's not especially pleasant to be made fun of. Why exert so much energy into making someone else feel like crap? Also, you seem to be such an authority on poetry, where is your work?

2007-06-04 [Linderel]: [Chaotic Serenity] does have a point. If you're going to showcase something like this, no matter whether it is in good or bad light, you need to ask permission. It's common courtesy, you see, at the very least. Some may consider the unauthorised use of their poems copyright infringement.

2007-06-04 [_habnabit]: I submitted a few bad haiku to the Daily Poem a while ago.
(And how am I being rude or trying to make people feel like crap?)

Anyway, the poetry has been removed from the wiki.

2007-06-04 [nopenope]: Yaaayyyzorrzzz! I'm not a bad poet! Thank you <3


You're so mean.

2007-06-04 [Fetish Dolly Koneko™]: Damn...this was just getting interesting. Anyways, I applaud you Aaron [_habnabit]. Wonderful response to [Chaotic Serenity]

2007-06-04 [ffasdf]: HAB. You haven't read the poetry of Kat's I sent you yet! >:T

2007-06-04 [_habnabit]: I'll do Kat's when I get home.

2007-06-05 [ffasdf]: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay squared. <3

2007-06-05 [Chaotic Serenity]: I very much appreciate your cooperation in taking my poetry down quickly. I believe I also asked to have the recording taken off. However, I can't believe you have to ask how you're being rude or making people feel like crap. On the recording you did of mine, you claimed I was such a prolific bad poet that you couldn't read all of mine for fear of losing your voice. If you don't understand how that sort of comment will make someone feel terrible, then you are without compassion or a conscience. I suppose one could argue that I should develop a thicker skin, but such is life.

2007-06-05 [_habnabit]: An edited version of my recording has been posted and will not be removed as it is fair use of copyrighted material and not libelous.

2007-06-06 [Chaotic Serenity]: That's fine. I almost truly hate to admit this...but when you read 'I'm Dreaming' and got to the end, I *mumblekindagiggledmumble* >>...<<....

2007-06-13 [Aquatarkus]: I still want the video youtube edition!

2007-06-13 [_habnabit]: Well fuck you! I'll do it when I make myself some sexy hair bows I can wear while I read.

2007-06-13 [ffasdf]: THAT WOULD BE SO HOT. :O

2007-06-14 [SIERRANICOLE]: You know you are sooooo wrong for posting my personal things on this so called page of yours and i would appreciate if you would take it off NOW and i happen to be the judge of my own work or poetry if i like it thats all that matters you don't have to post it up on this junk so you can maybe think you are being cool or funny cause guess what you are not you ticked me off so bad when i heard you read it you ought to be ashamed of yourself for doing people this way

2007-06-14 [_habnabit]: Well, that's funny. I recorded yours before I had the idea for this wiki, and I remember I messaged you ([69017015@]) with the recording, without mentioning that your poetry was bad, and then you said that you liked my recording ([69017997@] [69018035@]).

2007-06-14 [SIERRANICOLE]: well i didnt actually listen to it till now when a friend showed me it and i did not like it at all

2007-06-14 [SIERRANICOLE]: you should actually ask before you even record yourself reading it you know

2007-06-14 [SIERRANICOLE]: so just take mine off of this wiki

2007-06-14 [ally]: [_habnabit], you have no right to post other's people's work without their permission.
The way you're mocking other members' poetry also violates Elftown's rule #1: don't be an asshole.

2007-06-14 [SIERRANICOLE]: im not mocking anyone's poetry that happens to be you

2007-07-20 [ffasdf]: It's aliiiiive!

2007-07-20 [_habnabit]: Finally. :D
I'll be posting new stuff soon!

2007-07-22 [Calico Tiger]: Remember, you must ask permission of each poet that you wish to use the poetry from and get their permission if you wish to continue with this. Any poet that disagrees will have their poetry and your reading of it removed from these wiki pages.

Yes, I agree. There's tons of bad poetry out there. It's a reason I dislike poetry so much, personally. I don't even like what some consider "good poetry". It's all personal tastes.

However, just like with images, you must have their permission for use. Otherwise it's just another hate page and we don't allow those :)

2007-07-22 [_habnabit]: Okay, but what about the recordings? Is that just a guard decision? Those are fair use of copyrighted material.

2007-11-16 [Fetish Dolly Koneko™]: aww why'd you erase it all?

2007-11-16 [_habnabit]: I have to host it offsite now because I've been having too much trouble getting permission from people to post their poetry. Apparently they can take back their permission after finding out exactly which wiki their work was posted to.

2007-11-16 [Fetish Dolly Koneko™]: Awww man!! I thought this place was hilarious ^_^ Stupid people... *grumbles* <img:stuff/an.gif>

2007-11-16 [_habnabit]: It's still online! Just not at this wiki. :P
The link is at the top. And like I said there, I'll update this page whenever I update that page, so if you watch the page you'll still see the updates.

2007-11-16 [Fetish Dolly Koneko™]: Ooooh goodie ^_^ I'll be watching then!

2008-02-29 [alleylaurent]: Hab, I am your number 1 fan.

2008-02-29 [_habnabit]: #1 fan of my tail or my hair? :T

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